This is the month other people go on holiday or lounge around. We get all pointy and tidy up, train, re-write scripts and clear out dusty cupboards, usually finding useful props thought long gone, half finished scripts for plays and forum theatre and corporate training days. It also applies to the internet, where we can take the time to clean out our spam filters and freshen everything up in time for the autumn,(fall) season.
It’s pretty smelly in here and there is some really nasty rotten spam clogging the ether. Cleaned. Done. Simple. We have no need of naff sunglasses, virility medication, designer watches, jackets or anything. Nor do our good clients ever ask us for these items so with the greatest of respect: (adopts strong cockney gangster accent), “GIT ARRT YOU BLOOMIN’ SPAMMERS”
Thats all for now.
Normal service is resumed.